I saw this question on StackOverflow today. I thought it was hilarious!
Marriage is like a Cake
SuperXam: a lot of my friends are getting married SuperXam: and it’s kinda weird nassmo17: oh i know…not to mention pooja popping a kid out SuperXam: oh yeah that’s just the icing on the cake SuperXam: that is if marriage and having kids was a cake… you know… with icing nassmo17: oh definitely…I’ve always thought…
SuperXam: there is a couch in the women’s restroom in ecg. tofurkey101: yup SuperXam: how come the men don’t have a couch? SuperXam: are there couches in all the women’s restrooms? tofurkey101: no tofurkey101: because men don’t get cramps SuperXam: oh… is that why? so when you get cramps you have to sit down SuperXam:…
Conversation with Ed Me: No! My Chocolate Ice Cream has Vanilla in it! Ed: That Bitch!