Wow, so anyway I’m in Changi Airport in Singapore right now and I’m like…​ "Is this an airport or a FREAKIN' MALL?"

Ok, so next semester looks to be a BLAST. That is, if I am able to do it. I seriously hope I don’t have to go to Texas. I mean, I have no idea where the hell I’m going. I know I’m deployed. But that’s about it. I have to wait until I get to Sweet Home Arizona. Seriously…​ WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!

Oh look! There is a blue giraffe floating around! His name is Bob! Everyone say hello to Bob! Oh dear, I think he’s quite lost it don’t you think? Oh yes…​ Most definitely. (Say all that with a British Accent. OTHERWISE IT WON’T SOUND RIGHT!)