A hallway with doors. Open doors. They close when you approach them. Some you try to hold open…
Category: Musings, Ramblings, and Inanities
Lovely
What a lovely day… it’s awesome. The light coming through my windows is golden.
Fortune Cookie
Ate at P. F. Chang’s. My fortune cookie said “Good things come to those who wait. Be Patient”. Ha!
I wonder why
I wonder why I am such a geek. Does it have any redeeming qualities? (Other than writing really cool shell-scripts)
I don’t get it
Ok, so I am weird… sometimes… ok, a lot of times. But why is that everyone sees only ME being weird? My friend would do something weird and only I would see it – no one else would. Then I would do something weird and the whole room would go quiet and look at me….
The Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts.
Jesus
I saw Jesus. He was at The Library yesterday.
Saving the Cricket
I saved a cricket. He was in the kitchen sink while I was washing dishes and he was going to drown. So picked him up and put him outside.
Same Old Song
I see patterns. Is life really this predictable? Oh it most certainly is! No more suprises… Hard not to be affected though…
Butt Size vs. Cuban Motion
Cuban Motion is inversely proportional to butt size!