SuperXam: there is a couch in the women’s restroom in ecg. tofurkey101: yup SuperXam: how come the men don’t have a couch? SuperXam: are there couches in all the women’s restrooms? tofurkey101: no tofurkey101: because men don’t get cramps SuperXam: oh… is that why? so when you get cramps you have to sit down SuperXam:…
Category: Musings, Ramblings, and Inanities
May
Holy Crap! It’s May already!
Jackass at Jack In the Box
I was stuck behind a total JACKASS at the Jack in the Box drive-through. Seriously! I was so pissed off I wanted to smash the hell out of his car and then throw him out of the drive-through line! First, he took at least 5 to 10 minutes to order what he wanted. I mean,…
People thought I was dead or something
I got a rather concerned phone call from Sadhana yesterday morning. Apparently, she and everyone and their mom were trying to get in touch with me. Apparently I was supposed to be in some presentation or something. I started wondering if I there was a class I had enrolled in, but forgotten to go to…
It is a great conspiracy
So what am I? I’m this poor student with not much money. I have a beat-up Mazda that decides to have a water leak all of a sudden. So here I am, with a car that’s overheating. Yesterday I decide to go to Sun Devil Auto at 8 in the morning. But of course, I…
What do you want?
So if this genie comes up and gives me one wish for what I really want. What would I say? Do I really know? Do we all know what we want? And I mean, what we really want? If I had three wishes, one of the wishes would be that I could have a computer…
Weather Phenomenon
It hailed today. I was in class, so I wasn’t able to see it. But I did see the aftermath. Ice everywhere! It kinda looked like snow. Yup… ice in the sonoran desert. Pretty awesome. I made a little ice man outside Hayden Library. I wish I had a camera so I could take a…
You
Yes, I hate you too.
Nice Guys
They finish last. It is true. Meet the new Vivin. I am going to be a jerk. You, yeah you! You’re ugly!
Right Brain vs. Left Brain
Right Brain: Just go for it! Use your intuition! Left Brain: Are you stupid? Don’t listen to him! You don’t have enough facts to go on! You don’t want to seem like an idiot! Right Brain: Facts-Shmacts! Whatever! Do you want to lose an opportunity? It’s all right there in front of you! Can’t you…