Why the hell don’t content providers get it?

I just tried to watch South Park legally at South Park Studios. I wanted to watch Episode 8 (Dead Celebrities) of Season 13. I was then informed that "Due to contractual obligations, we won't be able to air this episode until November 7th, 2009". This episode originally aired a month ago. Seriously... what the hell don't you get you dumbass idiots? I don't want to watch your show when you want me to. I want to watch your show when I want to. Furthermore, I don't want to watch it on cable or satellite where I have to put up with 3-5 minutes of cheesy and obnoxious commercials during every commercial break. However, I will gladly watch it legally with 10-15 second commercials online, so I'm glad that you do provide me that option. But what the hell is the deal with making the episode available to watch online one month after it has aired? Are you guys that greedy and retarded? Why can't you put it up immediately? Go to hell. You just lost a customer, and the customers that you lose will find other ways to watch your episodes, without having to put up with your petty bullshit. Get a clue, people. You don't control the channels anymore. We do. We decide when we want to watch your content. Either adapt or fail. Idiots.