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random musings of just another computer nerd

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Nice Guys

They finish last. It is true. Meet the new Vivin. I am going to be a jerk.

You, yeah you! You’re ugly!

Right Brain vs. Left Brain

Right Brain: Just go for it! Use your intuition!
Left Brain: Are you stupid? Don’t listen to him! You don’t have enough facts to go on! You don’t want to seem like an idiot!
Right Brain: Facts-Shmacts! Whatever! Do you want to lose an opportunity? It’s all right there in front of you! Can’t you feel it? Seriously… just go for it.
Left Brain: This is SUICIDE. You can’t go for it when you know you don’t have enough facts! You are most certainly reading this all wrong!
Right Brain: Suuuuure! “Enough Facts”? What happened the last time you thought you didn’t have “Enough Facts”?
Left Brain: No one’s talking to you, you flaky moron!
Right Brain: Shut up, you inflexible idiot!
Left Brain: You SHUT UP!
Right Brain: No, YOU SHUT UP!
Me: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!

Anything

I can make a nice Margarita. Oh boy. What a Friday… nothing happened. I cleaned my house and that was it. Sorta productive. Now what? It’s 11:40 at night… and it’s been a completely… completely… uhh… I can’t remember what I wanted to say.

Hissy Fit

[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:07] tofurkey101: i’ve seen you have hissy fits
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:10] tofurkey101: or close to it
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:13] tofurkey101: are you gay too?
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:14] SuperXam: i don’t have hissy fits
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:21] SuperXam: they are not hissy fits
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:26] SuperXam: i am genuinely indignant
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:17:56] SuperXam: never in a hissy fit
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:18:07] tofurkey101: sure
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:18:09] tofurkey101: ok
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:18:25] SuperXam: you are wrong i never have a hissy fit
[Thursday, February 12, 2004 – 00:18:40] tofurkey101: ok, sure

Something tells me I didn’t win this argument…

Pretentious Haikus

>em>I wish I
could say it easily but
I cannot

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The very last Spring
in familiar settings
makes me very sad

——————–

The hardest thing is
to have it so close to me
but not with me

Fool

I am a silly FOOL.

Cat

There is a cat in our armory. It’s fluffy and orange and very friendly. I’m calling it “Howitzer”.

Solutions

I hate not being able to come to a solution. Does life have an equation?! Of course not. If it does, it is unsolvable. Or how about a chaotic system?

Frequently I find myself rewinding to some point in the past and going “What if I had done that?”. Regret? Sometimes. It depends on my frame of mind.

I have realized that Physics and Math… anything scientific and (mostly) deterministic is a safe haven for me – a retreat – a defense mechanism even. Life is not deterministic… and sometimes you know nothing about something.

Weird… REALLY WEIRD…

Ok… Maybe it’s because I’ve been doing CSE 430 for hours and hours… or maybe it’s because I haven’t slept in a while – although I don’t feel sleep deprived… but anyway… I just stopped by at the AMPM to get some caffeine and the lady at the counter looked EXACTLY like my CSE 430 professor! I AM NOT KIDDING! I SWEAR!

Crash Into Me

You’ve got your ball
you’ve got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who’s got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I’ll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I’m so lost for you

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I’m bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

~Crash Into Me, Dave Matthews Band

Hmmm…

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